Originally Posted by
vzerone
Oh, so you all want to talk chemicals huh? Okay take this
He's boron, just astatine. They think we ought to rhenium out of town, but the last time they tried to get iridium, he threw a big tantalum. The only way to dysprosium would be to cesium, get europium, take him to the gallium and strontium up, and then barium and plant a germanium.
He was once a lutetium on an erbium police force. He could shoot well with a .357 magnesium, and broke up a big arsenic ring and even caught a cerium killer. He's divorced now and pays a lot of antimony to his "ex", Fluorine, and it's a big scandium.
You've got to feel sulfur him because he was once a beryllium singer, and had the club circuit sodium up because he had won a cadmium award. I know, because I've selenium. The girls would francium and want samarium. Many would run up and rubidium or holmium, and some even tried to make a radon his dressing room. A copper always lead him offstage so fans wouldn't ytterbium.
But now his voice argon, and he's lost his technetium. When the lights aluminum and he starts to zinc, it's just hafnium and everybody lanthanum. He was once on top, in his xenon, but other performers potassium up years ago. Most men cobalt at his age, and so did he. He wears a terbium now to keep his head from getting gold. When he read my review, he said, "Uranium on my parade." I told him to switch careers again and try actinium. He says his manager has promethium a big contract but it's not fermium.
At one time, every Americium new of him, but he's not even popular in Californium these days. He's not on the radium or tellurium anymore because no one will give tin cents or even a nickel to see him. He can't even get on the Lawrencium Welk show. They'd rather lithium to the Osmium brothers or an indium war cry, or go see the cowboys at the rhodium. Maybe a doctor can curium or some T.V. evangelist can helium, but most of 'em are full of polonium and have turned a nobelium ministry into big bismuth. Now that you are thorium confused, I'll quit.