Well the wife came home from work today furious! When I asked her what was the matter she said I got a speeding ticket! Now I am mediately think to myself, finally some retribution after all those lectures I’ve gotten over the years! Now I may be crazy but I’m not stupid so as I’m trying extremely hard to keep a straight face I just kind of put my head down and say well what happened? Her reply was all these people were blowing past me and I’m the one that got stopped and got the ticket! When the cop came up to the window I asked him why he was stopping me? He said I stopped You for speeding ma’am you were doing 83 miles an hour in a 65 mile an hour zone. She said I told him all those people we’re going to faster than me! And I wasn’t going 83! I’m sure the speedometer said 72! ( don’t forget this was a 65 mph zone) So while still trying extremely hard to keep a straight face, I say well what did the cop do when you told him all that? She replies he didn’t do anything, he just smiled and kept writing a ticket! Well that was it. A man can’t take only so much! I proceeded to laugh so hard I almost wet my pants! You know this couch really Isn’t all that uncomfortable! At least you gave me a pillow and a blanket!