Castalot is right - we need to judge the product . Need at least 3 judges, looks like me and Castalot just need one more volunteer. We can map out all the entrants and slowly traverse the country while impartially judging all the chili. To be fair we will award a prize for best chili and also best chili w/beans, plus an overall Champion Chili winner, who will wear the Champion Chili Cap for one year before defending his/her title. None of us can be bribed with money, maybe you could slip us a few pounds of type metal or pure under the table for extra points...