Whiteboard Wisdom (These are on my whiteboard in my office at work)
All of the carefully thought out and intelligent plans in the world, from the beginning of time to the present day, tremble in the presence of one motivated moron.
There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can’t.
“You should really do some research instead of listening to the voices in your head.”
In a just universe, ‘stupid’ should hurt, (It often does.)
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
We have enough ‘youth’. How about a fountain of ‘smart’?
Never let logic stand in the way of stupidity.
Roman Engineering Law: The engineer must sleep under the bridge he designed.
I’ve got to stop saying “How stupid can you be?”. Too many people take it as a challenge.
“Arrogant” is the term that mediocre people use to describe those better than themselves.
Life is like a box of morons.
One man’s magic is another man’s engineering.
“It ain’t fair!” ‘Fair’ is where you buy funnel cakes.
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no ‘try.
Faeces Eventio. (“Sh*t happens”, in Latin)
“I don’t know much about electricity, but compare to HIM, I’m freakin’ TESLA!”
Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.
Pessimum – The diametric opposite of optimum.
Proud member of the National Sarcasm Society – Like we need YOUR support.
Indumbnification
Stress: The result of fighting off the urge to choke somebody who really needs it.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Don’t drink and derive.
Why yes, it really IS rocket science.
There is no “I” in team. There are in “group of idiots”.
Stupid kills. (But not often enough to make a real difference.)
The opportunity to excel often rides in on the coattails of idiots.
There is no amount of technology that can overcome the limits of human incompetence.
dale in Louisiana
(I am the philosopher your momma warned you about)
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