If you want to talk about being forgetful, I once looked for about 10 minutes for my car keys. I keep them on a separate ring from all the others. I looked everywhere. Went to the truck to make sure I hadn't left them in the ignition. Dug down the sides of my recliner. Checked behind the bookcase where I set them with NO luck. I went to wipe the sweat off my face and there they were, I had them dangling from my mouth.
A big PLUS 1 on that. Seems like when I hit 68-69 my body said it had had enough and started protesting with serious joint pain.