I got a call from a friend in California yesterday. He told me that his neighbor had a "pistol" that she didn't want in her house since her husband had passed away, and would he like it?
He went over to look at the gun and she told him that her husband had been offered $800 for it by an acquaintance but he decided not to sell it to the other man.
My friend asked if he could look at the "pistol" and discovered that it is a Colt Diamondback, 6 inch barrel, 22 caliber!
He, being an ethical man, told the widow of the value of the gun and she insisted that he have it at no cost. He struck a deal with the widow as far as lawn care and general maintenance around the house and he's the very happy new owner.
I never seem to run into these deals!