Great!!
How's about this one:
Did you forget to buy your lady a Valentine's Day present?
We come in full police uniforms with flashing blue lights.
We arrest you in front of your wife or girlfriend.
We release you Tuesday morning.
Cost: $500, includes camping fee, tent, fishing license, pole, and beer.
DG
Our Anniversary is Valentines Day, chosen that way so.....I can forget both at the same time!memtb
You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong." -Bob Hagel
“LETS GO BRANDON”
BP | Bronze Point | IMR | Improved Military Rifle | PTD | Pointed |
BR | Bench Rest | M | Magnum | RN | Round Nose |
BT | Boat Tail | PL | Power-Lokt | SP | Soft Point |
C | Compressed Charge | PR | Primer | SPCL | Soft Point "Core-Lokt" |
HP | Hollow Point | PSPCL | Pointed Soft Point "Core Lokt" | C.O.L. | Cartridge Overall Length |
PSP | Pointed Soft Point | Spz | Spitzer Point | SBT | Spitzer Boat Tail |
LRN | Lead Round Nose | LWC | Lead Wad Cutter | LSWC | Lead Semi Wad Cutter |
GC | Gas Check |