Great!!
How's about this one:
Did you forget to buy your lady a Valentine's Day present?
We come in full police uniforms with flashing blue lights.
We arrest you in front of your wife or girlfriend.
We release you Tuesday morning.
Cost: $500, includes camping fee, tent, fishing license, pole, and beer.
DG
Our Anniversary is Valentines Day, chosen that way so.....I can forget both at the same time! memtb
You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong." -Bob Hagel
“LETS GO BRANDON”
BP | Bronze Point | IMR | Improved Military Rifle | PTD | Pointed |
BR | Bench Rest | M | Magnum | RN | Round Nose |
BT | Boat Tail | PL | Power-Lokt | SP | Soft Point |
C | Compressed Charge | PR | Primer | SPCL | Soft Point "Core-Lokt" |
HP | Hollow Point | PSPCL | Pointed Soft Point "Core Lokt" | C.O.L. | Cartridge Overall Length |
PSP | Pointed Soft Point | Spz | Spitzer Point | SBT | Spitzer Boat Tail |
LRN | Lead Round Nose | LWC | Lead Wad Cutter | LSWC | Lead Semi Wad Cutter |
GC | Gas Check |