Toilet paper? Do we really need that when we have pressure washers?
Recently returned from a vacation that included about a week in France. The hotels have bidets in them. I must have been using them incorrectly since the water didn't end up all that close to where you would think that it should end up if it is really a replacement for toilet paper. Despite the concept of the bidet, it appears that the French are not that big on the concept of personal hygiene. They do not take showers every day, much less twice a day like many of us do. I suspect that the reason that they are known for their perfumes is that they use them to cover their lack of personal hygiene.
On the other hand, even the cheap (i.e. less than 2 euro per bottle) wines are pretty good.