I feel a little foolish, dirty trick

[catmandu]

It's a good thing you didn't buy the tool box from Loraina Bobbet.
But then it really would be a "tool" box.

[TXGunNut]

Anybody want to honcho a GB? Shouldn't be too hard to find someone to make a few dozen rubber toes.

[Minerat]

I'm in. Make mine a left big toe.

[BrassMagnet]

When I was a restaurant cook we had an incident where a relief cook was called in due to a cook cutting his finger. The relief cook arrived and tried to stop the cut cook from cleaning the cook station. Chuck said, "you need to go to the hospital! I'll clean up!"
I said, "I have to find my finger!"
Chuck said, "Send back that last Chef Salad!"

This is not a joke. It took too long from the injury to the hospital sewing it back on. It didn't heal so my finger print in funny looking. I lost about 1/8" off the end of my left ring finger.

[sawzall]

When I was a restaurant cook we had an incident where a relief cook was called in due to a cook cutting his finger. The relief cook arrived and tried to stop the cut cook from cleaning the cook station. Chuck said, "you need to go to the hospital! I'll clean up!"
I said, "I have to find my finger!"
Chuck said, "Send back that last Chef Salad!"

This is not a joke. It took too long from the injury to the hospital sewing it back on. It didn't heal so my finger print in funny looking. I lost about 1/8" off the end of my left ring finger.

So was it actually in the salad?

[Multigunner]

Some kids told me they found a dead body buried in a vacant lot. I went with them to investigate and saw what looked like a decomsing arm sticking up from a fresh shallow grave.
On closer examination it was an large very old plastic dinosaur toy, the plastic sun faded to the color of decomoposing flesh. The long neck looked like a small woman's arm.

[oscarflytyer]

Sorry, but that is WAY damn funny! Wonder how long the sellor took to stop laughing? Me, I would have wanted to be there when you found it - yeah I am that sick guy!

[Blacksmith]

Robert Service, my favorite poet, wrote "The Ballad of the Ice-Worm Cocktail" not quite a "sour toe" but close.
http://worlds-poetry.com/robert_serv...-worm_cocktail

[DIRT Farmer]

There are some very realistic body parts for medical training.
EMS personel have two much spare time on theit hands.

It leads to some intersting situtations.

[Bob in Revelstoke]

The "sour toe cocktail" is real, Google sour toe cocktail.