So I made this, not my best work, but I didn't want to drive out to the farm to use the drill press and router.
One hole is off by a noticeable bit, the rest are only off a little bit. It's been a long time since I've drilled 'freehand'
Does the job though, and rather well, seeing as how I didn't really measure anything, just threw it together in about half an hour or so.