This mouse drew on me today.
He held Barbie and I at gun point while his buddies open the fridge and stole her goat cheese.
One of them left rat teeth marks in the cheese cake.
I need a BARRETT 50 Cal!!!
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This mouse drew on me today.
He held Barbie and I at gun point while his buddies open the fridge and stole her goat cheese.
One of them left rat teeth marks in the cheese cake.
I need a BARRETT 50 Cal!!!
Last edited by Just Duke; 12-31-2012 at 07:04 PM. Reason: Spelling
A mouse that carries a 1911 would definately have me on the defensive, he definitely knows what he is doing!
I think I have what you need to defend yourself against that critter Duke:
Duke, I know how you feel. Gophers ran me off my place. We were lucky to get away with what we did. I hate rodents.
A GUN THAT'S COCKED AND UNLOADED AIN'T GOOD FOR NUTHIN'........... ROOSTER COGBURN
Duke, good thing you have the big bores to defend yourself with. Looks like when future trips are planned into the kitchen area that you should arm yourself with something like a three-seven-five and have Barbie back you up with one of your 416s! For this time I am glad you two made it out without a scratch.
Mark 5:34 And He said to her (Jesus speaking), "Daughter, your faith has made you well. Go in peace and be healed of your affliction."
So that is what a mouse gun looks like.
Paper targets aren't your friends. They won't lie for you and they don't care if your feelings get hurt.
If you shot him with a .50, it would only make him more viscous.
I'd toss in a flash-bang before entering the kitchen, and slice the pie.
It's all about tactics....
i think i'd arm the cat with a shotgun.
maybe one of jims would like a road trip.
i'm sure bill would do okay,the other one is a reprobate but is good on mice.
you'd have to hide the whiskey and dole it out per mouse...
I'm loading up some 500 grain full house loads in my .458 Win Mag as we speak.
Using the 1911 as a scale reference how big do you think the mouse is?
Did he escape from Area 51 you think?
Last edited by Just Duke; 12-30-2012 at 10:18 PM.
Hanford, Los Alamos, Oak Ridge, White Sands, Nevada Test Site, stow away from Bikini Atoll,Originally Posted by DUKE NUKEM
Those who fail to study history are doomed to repeat it.
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity”. Sigmund
Freud
I think you need to get you a partner that will watch your back.
Smitty
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OY!!! You leave my good time girl out of this!!! We have a side relationship behind Jim's back.
I came into this world kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I plan to go out the same way.
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Both my cats are ready!
If only Feinstein knew about these difficult tatical situations...would never consider leaving us with less than 30 rounds!
Last edited by johnnybar; 12-31-2012 at 04:10 AM.
Thanks I needed a good Laugh!!
45 ACP because shooting more than once is just silly!!
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Don't shoot it with that .458.
Ab-so-lutely ruins a hide.
The solid soft lead bullet is undoubtably the best and most satisfactory expanding bullet that has ever been designed. It invariably mushrooms perfectly, and never breaks up. With the metal base that is essential for velocities of 2000 f.s. and upwards to protect the naked base, these metal-based soft lead bullets are splendid.
John Taylor - "African Rifles and Cartridges"
Forget everything you know about loading jacketed bullets. This is a whole new ball game!
Waksupi, what if he is shooting solids?
QUOTE=DUKE NUKEM;1981032]This mouse drew on me today.
He held Barbie and I at gun point while his buddies open the fridge and stole her goat cheese.
One of them left rat teeth marks in the cheese cake.
I need a BARRETT 50 Cal!!![/QUOTE]
that's Pelosie with make up on. She looks much nicer don't you think?
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I wasn't Born in the south but I got there as soon as I could.
I like this site. MOSTLY good people. good ideas.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!!
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." — Groucho Marx
"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse"
Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to go
Go now and pour yourself a hot one...
Come on, fellas! When are y'all gonna learn this, huh?
How many times I gotta tell ya'?
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