Mall creatures

[Finster101]

Any links to the story?

[HWooldridge]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antonio...h=36f563332f6d

As usual, it’s all BS.

[steve urquell]

These were definitely Bigfoot ghosts. I'm certain of it.

Also spotted in FLA:

[Shawlerbrook]

Florida Man !

[Hannibal]

Art would keep a straight face [on the radio] and ask them if they got probed or not when the ‘mall people’ carried them to back door of the GAP where their Time Machine was parked. Actually a 72 Econoline van. How Art could do it I’ll never know. He was ‘Johnny Carson of the bizarre.

Yes. You had to listen but he was very skeptical of the presentations of many of his guests. I've run into people who never picked up on that even a little bit, too. Extraordinary.

[Ed K]

8-10 foot tall aliens with the skills and tech to travel from another solar system are taken out by Miami cops armed with Glock 9mm

[MaryB]

Swamp ape!

[wv109323]

It is the after Christmas sales that attract the 7-10 ft. shadows to the malls. They are coming across the open southern border at night. Remember silver boolits for vampires and zinc powder coated boolits for shadows. Best if they are 45 caliber or larger. You need a large wound cavity for the shadow to bleed out and DRT. Their blood is not red. It is clear like floor wax and makes them hard to track on mall floors.
You need a very sharp 8" knife made from a moon rocks to field dress. You need special permission from the mall to bring your four wheeler or side by side into the mall to drag them out to the pick-up.

[alfadan]

Apparently all you need to kill mall creatures is...a day or two!

[jaysouth]

I was at the field in the back of the mall the next day. There was a circular burn spot about 30 feet in diameter. Flying saucer? ET shapeshifters?

[Baltimoreed]

Trash fire?

[steve urquell]

Trash fire?

Nice try G-man

[augercreek]

We really need a like button, in purple font.

Yes we do need a like button, many a time I would've used it!