Old Geezer

[Winger Ed.]

"Too old to fight, too slow to run, STILL young enough to shoot DAMN good & ruin your day!"

I used to work with a guy that was one of those body builder muscle heads.
He would have been a great bully if anyone let him.

I met him about my second day on the job, and he tried all that 'puff up and look bad' with me.
I told him, "Dude, you're too big to whup. I hope I don't have to shoot you".

We got along great after that and traded insults & 'zingers' for the 11 years I was there.

[JoeJames]

There was a fellow in Lions Club who used to tease the fire out of another member - he'd put a shot of Tabasco in his ice tea and crap like - not terrible but ... Once I asked him why he didn't pick on me like that. He replied "James, I know you are about half crazy, I figured I'd be wearing that glass of tea if I did that to you". He was right actually, as I had already decided that would be the proper response.