This one made me laugh! Spot on.
Idaho, try installing a box fan (or two, or three) on an upper floor window pointed OUT. That will suck in “cool” air from the lower levels, and blow the hot air in the upper levels out.
I have an old farmhouse, also. We have AC units that we can use, but I try to NOT use them. I have found that the body acclimates to hot temperatures in a very short time. Even my wife, who is not one to smile upon “hardship”, has found that she sleeps ok at night on hot nights after “getting used to it.” I am trying to instill in my kids the mindset of “sucking it up.” It’s a pain a times but, as someone said above, “they didn’t have it in the old days. Were they tougher than we are?” Maybe I’m an “old curmudgeon” born to late, but I think it’s good to suffer [I]a little.[I]
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