Q: Which day of the week do chickens Hate Most ?
A: Fry - day !
You're in Luck ! Today is two-fer Tuesday !
Q: What happens when you drop a ... hand - gren - egg ?
A: Why it ...egg - splodes !
Get well soon ,
Gary
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Q: Which day of the week do chickens Hate Most ?
A: Fry - day !
You're in Luck ! Today is two-fer Tuesday !
Q: What happens when you drop a ... hand - gren - egg ?
A: Why it ...egg - splodes !
Get well soon ,
Gary
Certified Cajun
Proud Member of The Basket of Deplorables
" Let's Go Brandon !"
Joe Biden/ Kamala Harris
"Experience is a series of non-fatal mistakes"
Disarming is a mistake free people only get to make once...
We are supposed to laugh, not cry.Originally Posted by scattershot
If a bee is buzzing around you, how do you scare it away?
Look at it, point, and say, "Boo bee"!
In school: We learn lessons, and are given tests.
In life: We are given tests, and learn lessons.
OK People. Enough of this idle chit-chat.
This ain't your Grandma's sewing circle.
EVERYONE!
Back to your oars. The Captain wants to waterski.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Apple, $2.17 Barbados
Key lime, $3.68 Bahamas
Peach, $1.99 Aruba
chocolate mousse, $1.79 Puerto Rico
Butter rum pecan, $4.58 Caymans
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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Do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you'll see later, the other you'll see after a while.
There's a million 'man with no arms or legs' versions:
Hanging on a wall: Art
In a pile of leaves: Russell
On your doorstep: Matt
In the ocean: Bob
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh
Let's go Brandon!
Ya know what they call a fake noodle
An impasta
Hit em'hard
hit em'often
One contributed by some 7th graders when I was still teaching: What did one snowman say to another snowman? "Do you smell carrots?"
Hick: Iron sights!
What is the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!!!
"Only the weak blame parents, their race, their times, lack of good fortune, or the quirks of fate. Everyone has it within his power to say, this I am today, that I shall be tomorrow. The wish, however, must be implemented by deeds." Louis L'Amour The Walking Drum
What time is it when you go to the dentist ? tooth hurty (2:30)
"NUTS" A. Clement McAullife
What's the name of an explorer captured by cannibals? Stew
Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to the Hokey Pokey?? He turned himself around.
If liars pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun!
Q: Why did the chicken join a band ?
A: Because it already had drumsticks !
Q: Why did the chicken roll in the dust then cross the road twice ?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser !
Q: What do chickens study in school ?
A: Eggonomics !
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
A: Because he heard the referee calling fowls !
Q: Why is it easy for baby chicks to talk ?
A: Because talk is cheep !
Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day ?
A: Hendurance !
Q: What do chickens serve at Birthday Parties ?
A: Coopcakes !
Get Well Soon... if you don't I'll send more bad "Chicken Jokes"!
Gary
Certified Cajun
Proud Member of The Basket of Deplorables
" Let's Go Brandon !"
My mom asked me how I liked the turkey soup. I said it has a fowl taste.
Wayne
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger - or else it gives you a bad rash.
Venison is free-range, organic, non-GMO and gluten-free
Why do chicken coops always have two doors?
If they had four they’d be chicken sedans.
Do you know why the old man went fishing?
Why,just for the halibut of course.
Get well soon.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo
People never lie so much as after a hunt,during a war,or before an election.
Otto von Bismarck
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and legs hanging above a window? Curt 'n Rod
What is the difference in the wedding vows between Humans and Vampires?
Humans we say," Until death do us part"
Vampire's say," Until dust do us part"
What can you do with a dog and a cat that have no legs?
Have a drag race............
"People in Arizona carry guns," said Detective David Ramer, a Chandler police spokesman. You better be careful about who you are picking on...
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