No! You are a ruined youth ready to commit mass murder. Hahaha.
My grandfather was one of the founders of the VFW Post. Once we we were there throwing balls on the table because the posted rules said no one under 18 could use cues. He walked over, handed us cues and said no one told him how the rules worked. Nobody corrected him.
Him, Uncle Clet, Uncle Chee, Uncle Roland etc were hard men who did hard things and lived to tell the tale.