Man, I'm cool as ice and smooth as butter.
I blurt out anything I think can of in the first second or two.
HAHHAHAHAHA! I don't do or say a thing. I'm the boss.
I hit the quick relase on my belt. It drops my drawers like a circus clown. Works every time.
Can't answer this one. She's reading the thread with me.
Really WILCO? Really?
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face!" - Mike Tyson
"Don't let my fears become yours." - Me, talking to my children
That look on your face, when you shift into 6th gear, but it's not there.
None of the above.
Chances are I am using something of hers for my purposes here.
Depends on what and how bad is the infraction.
"Don't worry what they think. In the end it is not between them and you, it is between you and God."
Je suis Charlie!
"You won't know until you Actually try it"
"The impossible just takes longer."
"Don't let them beat you down with their inexperience."
"You'll never accomplish what you don't try. " - Moldmaker
Doing what?
You will learn far more at the casting, loading, and shooting bench than you ever will at a computer bench.
I was caught by SWMBO with a red head doing what?
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
― Winston S. Churchill
Eating chili with beans next to a brunette?
You will learn far more at the casting, loading, and shooting bench than you ever will at a computer bench.
Oh man, I'm really in trouble now! Gee, thanks WILCO!:[smilie=s
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
― Winston S. Churchill
Blurting out "WILCO's polls made me do it!" just might confuse her long enough for me to come up with a better plan.
Rule one deny deny!! They don't want to believe you can do anything wrong.
2 if its buying a new bow, gun etc that they didn't know about but saw the bill. Apologize and say, I apologized thats The end of it, won't do it again (until next time if that doesn't work run like hell.
I make her believe it's her fault.
if that fails I revert to number 4, if that fails I help her pack her stuff.
Won't happen here. No longer have one. Thank God.
Tennessee Hunter Education Instructor
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to
restrain the people; it is an instrument for the
people to restrain the government-lest it come to
dominate our lives and interests"
Patrick Henry
Deny everything! It won't make any difference and she will never forget but it gives you something to do while waiting for the punishment to begin. Remember she will never forget so the punishment is never completely over.
Blacksmith
S. G. G. = Sons of the Greatest Generation. Too old to run, too proud to hide; we will stand our ground and take as many as we can with us!
If I do anything she doesn't appreciate, it is either leaving gun stuff, usually casting or reloading gear all over the place, which is an easy fix, or something to do with letting the dogs get away with something, or more likely being right there with them doing it too. In which case it means I sleep with them for a while, which I don't mind a bit and usually do anyway. Actually, I think I think I sleep cuddled with the dogs more than I do with her. Maybe I do stay in trouble and have just gotten used to it afterall?
I passed my last psych eval, how bout you?
Avoid eye contact, keep a friend around, better if you get one her friends to come over, at least until the steam is released a bit. Bring home supper like Chinese take out, the Big M supper club ain't gonna work this time.
You just want the initial steam to settle, it will never go away, it is just more ammo for next time so get that out of your head.
Sounds like a guilty man looking for help.
A good excuse is "My Belt Buckle Broke" and Fifi is repairing it.
You forgot the "Deny everything" option.
Dang! Can't believe I actually answered two of these polls! Wilco, don't you have something constructive to do? GW
"If you can walk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings, nor lose the common touch,
Yours is the earth and everything that's in it,
And, which is more, you'll be a man my son!" R. Kipling
"Brother to a Prince, and fellow to a pauper, if found worthy." Kipling
A person with nothing to hide, hides nothing.
I really dont don't know how to answer this one.
BP | Bronze Point | IMR | Improved Military Rifle | PTD | Pointed |
BR | Bench Rest | M | Magnum | RN | Round Nose |
BT | Boat Tail | PL | Power-Lokt | SP | Soft Point |
C | Compressed Charge | PR | Primer | SPCL | Soft Point "Core-Lokt" |
HP | Hollow Point | PSPCL | Pointed Soft Point "Core Lokt" | C.O.L. | Cartridge Overall Length |
PSP | Pointed Soft Point | Spz | Spitzer Point | SBT | Spitzer Boat Tail |
LRN | Lead Round Nose | LWC | Lead Wad Cutter | LSWC | Lead Semi Wad Cutter |
GC | Gas Check |