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Obama is not gay. He is a man amongst men.
With this lube, I can shoot cast boolits without a gas check 3000 fps at 1/2 MOA accuracy; with ZERO leading. The ZERO leading is my favorite fiction peddled around here.
If I knew I'd live to be this old, I'd have taken better care of my body........I was 10 when I first uttered this.
All boolit casters, 8 to 80, blind, crippled, crazy, sick, lame or lazy have the physique of Adonis, the vision of an eagle and are as swift as a deer. All because they add lead to their diet.
No Drop to my Bullets they shoot dead flat.
goin full speed without leading is the easy part. [oh wait we are s'posed to be lyin]
nope go ahead and cook that in the kitchen.
the wife will never even know you made lube In there.
"Give that boy a dose of castor oil. It won't hurt him."
Well I was gonna vote for the best lie, but there all sooo good.
Is that a lie?
No! My dog doesn't bite.
that's a couple of fine looking kids you have there.
My other wife is Sophia Vagara but I'm trading her in for Charlotte McKenny
"No my dog doesn't bite."
(But that's not my dog.)
You can have Charlotte Mckinney when I get tired of her!
Pictures!!!!!
No honey, I didn't dry your new (overpriced) clothes. ( as I hurry to put them back into the washing machine).
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It wouldn't if I did, and anyway I didn't.
The second biggest fish I've caught was a sturgeon. I couldn't get it to a scale, but I did take a picture of it. The picture weighed seventeen lbs, 3 ounces. I tried to post the picture so you would believe me, but I got an error message saying the file size was too large. The biggest fish I've caught was a blue gill that towed my boat around the lake for six days.