Originally Posted by
UKShootist
So the tale goes, a rabbi and a priest happened to be sitting opposite each other in a train. Discussion, as you might expect, turned to religion, and eventually got around to personal experiences. The priest eventually asks the rabbi, "You're not allowed to eat pork are you." The rabbi confirms this. The priest then asks the rabbi if he has ever eaten a bacon sandwich. The rabbit confesses he has, and the priest asks "did you enjoy it?" The rabbi rather shamefacedly admits he did. The rabbi then asks the priest if he has ever slept with a woman in spite of being prohibited to do so by his calling, and the priest, rather shamefacedly, admit he has. "And did you enjoy it?" asked the rabbi. "I certainly did." replied the priest. The rabbi then said "Beats the hell out of bacon, don't it."