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[Jetwrench]

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in
An animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
Attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
Following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
She retorted indignantly.

"In this country. We don't speak aloud in Public places
About our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda
How to spell 'Mississippi'."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

JETWRENCH

[Four Fingers of Death]

That is good! Mick.

[NVcurmudgeon]

A man went into a New York City restaurant for breakfast. Both he nad the waiter were recent immigrants. The following conversation took place:

Customer: FUNEM?

Waiter: S,VFM.

Customer: FUNEX?

Waiter: S,VFX.

Customer: OK, MNX.


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Have you any ham?

Yes, we have ham.

Have you any eggs?

Yes, We have eggs.

OK, ham and eggs.