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swheeler
09-19-2006, 10:41 PM
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."

"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now, though," the mother confides.

"Oh, so sad dear," says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born."

"He's a martyr, too," says the mother quietly.

"Oh gracious me," says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby, my beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

"He is a martyr, also," says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

redneckdan
09-20-2006, 07:25 AM
thanks alot, now I gotta sit through a whole morning of class and try to resist telling this joke to anyone. I'm pretty sure this one would land me in student affairs.:roll:

swheeler
09-20-2006, 10:41 AM
RD: you want to get into some real trouble, say a prayer in school.

SharpsShooter
09-20-2006, 05:02 PM
Coffee really cleans out your sinuses!

SS

AkMike
09-21-2006, 02:13 AM
""They blow up so fast, don't they?""

They need to practice with live bombs...
On themselves

Bubba w/a 45/70
09-22-2006, 09:11 AM
For the life of me, I just can't figure out why we aren't trying to kill ourselves just to kill others. :twisted:

Just think of how many pics of our children we could show to others to "prove" how much we want to get to heaven.:veryconfu