swheeler
09-19-2006, 11:21 AM
> >> > > I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
> >> > > Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am
> > sending
> >> >my
> >> > > "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
> >> > >
> >> > > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
> > Monica
> >> > > Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
> > Broderick.
> >> >Did
> >> > > I leave anyone out?
> >> > >
> >> > > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
> > really
> >> > > planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with
> > him,
> > but
> >> >now
> >> > > he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
> >> > >
> >> > > 3. Thank you for showin g us that sexual harassment in the work
> > place
> >> > > (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you
> > have to
> >> >know
> >> > > is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that
> >> >certain
> >> > > sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
> > other
> > one
> >> > > does NOT have sex.
> >> > >
> >> > > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
> >> > > generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie
> > "Wag
> >> >the
> >> > > Dog" could be plausible after all.
> >> > >
> >> > > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
> >> >graceful,
> >> > > Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
> >> >Kennedy
> >> > > look moral.
> >> > >
> >> > > 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
> > the
> > 5th
> >> > > Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
> > testifying
> >> > > about Democratic campaign fund raising.
> >> > >
> >> > > 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
> > imprisonment's
> >> >from
> >> > > the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 crimina l
> >> > > convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
> >> > >
> >> > > 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much
> > of
> > our
> >> > > foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
> > carefully
> >> > > disguised as necessary trips.
> >> > >
> >> > > 9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really
> > didn't
> >> >need
> >> > > it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group
> > of
> >> > > recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
> >> >globe-trotting.
> >> > > I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more
> > time
> >> > > aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
> >> > >
> >> > > 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140
> > pardons
> > of
> >> > > convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to
> > have
> >> >them
> >> > > rejoin society (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while
> > Governor
> > of
> >> > > Arkansas).
> >> > >
> >> > > 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
> > that
> >> > > Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
> > housewarming
> >> > > gifts you've received from your "friends."
> >> > >
> >> > > 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White
> > House
> > for
> >> > > vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
> > also
> >> > > appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
> > linen,
> >> > > towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals,
> > etc.)
> >> >out
> >> > > of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus
> > less
> >> >tax
> >> > > dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
> >> > >
> >> > > 13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
> > dollar
> >> > > advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
> > advance
> >> >for
> >> > > your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
> >> > >
> >> > > 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing
> > Israel
> > to
> >> >let
> >> > > Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a
> > bus in
> >> > > Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
> > As
> >> >part
> >> > > of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to
> > agree
> >> >to
> >> > > release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis
> > would
> >> >not
> >> > > release any with blood on their hands. The American President at
> > the
> >> >time,
> >> > > Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
> > "insisted"
> >> > > that all prisoners be released. Thus, Mohammed Atta was freed and
> >> > > eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of
> > the
> >> >World
> >> > > Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV
> > networks
> > at
> >> >the
> >> > > time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored
> > in
> > the
> >> >US
> >> > > from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real
> > truth?
> >> > >
> >> > > What a guy!!
> >> > >
> >> > > If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
> > facts,
> >> > > pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
> > spending
> >> >my
> >> > > taxes so wisely and frugally.
> >> > >
> >> > > SINCERELY,
> >> > > A US Citizen
> >> > > PS.
> >> > > Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing"
> > the
> >> > > Internet, without which I would not be able to send this
> > wonderful,
> >> >factual
> >> > > e-mail.
> >> > >
> >> > > AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York
> > State
> >> > > Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and
> > Staffing
> >> >Plan,"
> >> > > which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL
> > receives
> >> >her
> >> > > Congressional salary until she dies (Would it not be nice if all
> >> >Americans
> >> > > were pension eligible after only 4 years?).
> >> > >
> >> > > If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies.
> > He
> > is
> >> > > already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
> >> >outlives
> >> > > Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for
> > that?
> >> > >
> >> > > WE DO!
> >> > >
> >> > > It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
> > residency,
> >> >they
> >> > > purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New
> > York.
> >> >Makes
> >> > > sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
> > Still
> >> > > makes sense.
> >> > >
> >> > > Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments
> > hover
> > at
> >> > > around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
> >> >within
> >> > > the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
> >> > >
> >> > > The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent
> > for
> > the
> >> >use
> >> > > of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their
> > mortgage
> >> > > payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the
> > Clinton's
> >> > > salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as
> > the
> >> > > salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly
> > legal!
> >> > >
> >> > > When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
> >> > >
> >> > > How many people can YOU send this to?
> >> > > Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am
> > sending
> >> >my
> >> > > "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
> >> > >
> >> > > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
> > Monica
> >> > > Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita
> > Broderick.
> >> >Did
> >> > > I leave anyone out?
> >> > >
> >> > > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had
> > really
> >> > > planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with
> > him,
> > but
> >> >now
> >> > > he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
> >> > >
> >> > > 3. Thank you for showin g us that sexual harassment in the work
> > place
> >> > > (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you
> > have to
> >> >know
> >> > > is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that
> >> >certain
> >> > > sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
> > other
> > one
> >> > > does NOT have sex.
> >> > >
> >> > > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
> >> > > generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie
> > "Wag
> >> >the
> >> > > Dog" could be plausible after all.
> >> > >
> >> > > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
> >> >graceful,
> >> > > Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
> >> >Kennedy
> >> > > look moral.
> >> > >
> >> > > 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled
> > the
> > 5th
> >> > > Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
> > testifying
> >> > > about Democratic campaign fund raising.
> >> > >
> >> > > 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
> > imprisonment's
> >> >from
> >> > > the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 crimina l
> >> > > convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
> >> > >
> >> > > 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much
> > of
> > our
> >> > > foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
> > carefully
> >> > > disguised as necessary trips.
> >> > >
> >> > > 9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really
> > didn't
> >> >need
> >> > > it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group
> > of
> >> > > recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
> >> >globe-trotting.
> >> > > I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more
> > time
> >> > > aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
> >> > >
> >> > > 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140
> > pardons
> > of
> >> > > convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to
> > have
> >> >them
> >> > > rejoin society (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while
> > Governor
> > of
> >> > > Arkansas).
> >> > >
> >> > > 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure
> > that
> >> > > Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
> > housewarming
> >> > > gifts you've received from your "friends."
> >> > >
> >> > > 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White
> > House
> > for
> >> > > vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I
> > also
> >> > > appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
> > linen,
> >> > > towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals,
> > etc.)
> >> >out
> >> > > of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus
> > less
> >> >tax
> >> > > dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
> >> > >
> >> > > 13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
> > dollar
> >> > > advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
> > advance
> >> >for
> >> > > your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
> >> > >
> >> > > 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing
> > Israel
> > to
> >> >let
> >> > > Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a
> > bus in
> >> > > Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him.
> > As
> >> >part
> >> > > of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to
> > agree
> >> >to
> >> > > release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis
> > would
> >> >not
> >> > > release any with blood on their hands. The American President at
> > the
> >> >time,
> >> > > Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
> > "insisted"
> >> > > that all prisoners be released. Thus, Mohammed Atta was freed and
> >> > > eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of
> > the
> >> >World
> >> > > Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV
> > networks
> > at
> >> >the
> >> > > time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored
> > in
> > the
> >> >US
> >> > > from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real
> > truth?
> >> > >
> >> > > What a guy!!
> >> > >
> >> > > If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
> > facts,
> >> > > pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
> > spending
> >> >my
> >> > > taxes so wisely and frugally.
> >> > >
> >> > > SINCERELY,
> >> > > A US Citizen
> >> > > PS.
> >> > > Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing"
> > the
> >> > > Internet, without which I would not be able to send this
> > wonderful,
> >> >factual
> >> > > e-mail.
> >> > >
> >> > > AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York
> > State
> >> > > Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and
> > Staffing
> >> >Plan,"
> >> > > which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL
> > receives
> >> >her
> >> > > Congressional salary until she dies (Would it not be nice if all
> >> >Americans
> >> > > were pension eligible after only 4 years?).
> >> > >
> >> > > If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies.
> > He
> > is
> >> > > already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
> >> >outlives
> >> > > Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for
> > that?
> >> > >
> >> > > WE DO!
> >> > >
> >> > > It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
> > residency,
> >> >they
> >> > > purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New
> > York.
> >> >Makes
> >> > > sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
> > Still
> >> > > makes sense.
> >> > >
> >> > > Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments
> > hover
> > at
> >> > > around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
> >> >within
> >> > > the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
> >> > >
> >> > > The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent
> > for
> > the
> >> >use
> >> > > of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their
> > mortgage
> >> > > payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the
> > Clinton's
> >> > > salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as
> > the
> >> > > salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly
> > legal!
> >> > >
> >> > > When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
> >> > >
> >> > > How many people can YOU send this to?