Jetwrench
09-10-2006, 02:06 PM
THE PASTOR & THE COWBOY
A Pastor was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas . After the
plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the pastor if he would like
a drink. Appalled, the pastor replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken
advantage of by women of ill repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.
:mrgreen: JETWRENCH
A Pastor was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas . After the
plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the pastor if he would like
a drink. Appalled, the pastor replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken
advantage of by women of ill repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.
:mrgreen: JETWRENCH