Jetwrench
08-27-2006, 12:55 PM
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box,
then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of hot chocolate and then............",
he sighed, ..
"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
JETWRENCH
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the
box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box,
then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of hot chocolate and then............",
he sighed, ..
"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
JETWRENCH