A recent survey............

[JeffinNZ]

........has concluded that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not 'happy'...................


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[lwknight]

Well , I would not be happy either if I had grubby fingers that could not wrap around the grips of a Desert Eagle.

[sagacious]

Or grumpy, so it's not all bad news!

[Bret4207]

A recent study showed that 87.937 % of statistics are made up on the spot.

[dnepr]

A recent study showed that 87.937 % of statistics are made up on the spot.

A good friend who took statistics in University explained it to me as , there are lies, damn lies and then statistics . ;-)

[Guesser]

And; it has been proven statistically; that all humans that ate carrots prior to 1868; DIED!!!!!!!!!!

[blackthorn]

"Economists"----The "Grimms" of the adult world!----Don't believe me?----Just take a look at the Union/Management projected results of last years and future productioon produced during negotiations for the purposes of concluding a labor contract!!! Stats say whatever whoever is paying the bill want them to say.

[parson48]

"Short people got no reason..." sorry. That song just popped into me head.

[BLTsandwedge]

A substantial contribution to their general disgruntlement is that the elevator smells very differently to them compared to the average 5'8" adult.

[qajaq59]

Yes, I am cynical, contrary, opinionated and cranky. So what? Nobody much liked John Adams or Howard Hughes either. Bret, age our age that makes you totally normal. LOL

[mroliver77]

"Short people got no reason..." sorry. That song just popped into me head.
" Short people got noBODY,
They got funny little legs,
They stand so low.
You gotta pick them up just to say hello.
Short people got noBODY to love."

It will be stuck in my head now, Thanks, Parson
Jay

[Thumbcocker]

Probably lean toward Grumpy since that Prince took Snow White away.

[Hickory]

"There are lies;
there are damn lies;
and there are statistics."
Mark Twain

[lwknight]

In southern Mexico , short people don't know that they are short. They say that they are compact. Some of those 4' tall indians are built like pitbulls too.