The 10 Commandments

[AkMike]

How Moses Got The 10 Commandments
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will
make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill?
We're not interested.
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and
Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not
steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not
commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."


There, that ought to offend just about everybody.

[hobbles]

I do beleive the sixth Commandment is "Thou shall not murder"

[Jumptrap]

How Moses Got The 10 Commandments
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will
make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill?
We're not interested.
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and
Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not
steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not
commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."


There, that ought to offend just about everybody.


No, didn't offend me! In fact I enjoyed it very much. About time free, white Christian Anglos stood up and proclaim the high ground we hold and that our forefathers fought for. If we don't, all those listed in your short diatribe will soon hold the high ground.....and trust me, that is what they are after.

[45 2.1]

No, didn't offend me! In fact I enjoyed it very much. About time free, white Christian Anglos stood up and proclaim the high ground we hold and that our forefathers fought for. If we don't, all those listed in your short diatribe will soon hold the high ground.....and trust me, that is what they are after.

Ditto, and so True!!!!

[Jack Stanley]

I thought that one is rather humorous :-D

Jack

[Bret4207]

You forgot to offend women, gays, vegitarians and a whole slew of other people. Better luck next time.


PS- Mark, I can't think of what WOULD offend you except maybe being inoffensive! Glad to see you around, no matter how much grief you create. Hows the garden?