Bigjohn
07-02-2006, 05:33 AM
Little Nancy was in her families garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence.
Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to, Nancy?"
"My parakeet died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbour chuckled and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a parakeet, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's inside your b.....y cat."
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John.
Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to, Nancy?"
"My parakeet died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbour chuckled and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a parakeet, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's inside your b.....y cat."
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John.