Four Fingers of Death
06-27-2006, 07:42 AM
I'm of 100% pure Irish descent so I am authorised to tell Irish jokes.
Before I tell you the joke, just bear this in mind:
The Americans tell Polish jokes
The Brits and Kiwis tell Aussie jokes.
The Aussies tell Irish jokes
What sort of jokes do the Irish tell?
Kerryman jokes! Guess where my ansestors come from? County Kerry! I dip out all round. If I had of married a Polish girl, my kids would have in deep trouble!
Finally the joke:
An Irishwoman of advanced age visited her physician to ask His help In reviving her Husband's libido.
"What about trying ******?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish ******. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
Before I tell you the joke, just bear this in mind:
The Americans tell Polish jokes
The Brits and Kiwis tell Aussie jokes.
The Aussies tell Irish jokes
What sort of jokes do the Irish tell?
Kerryman jokes! Guess where my ansestors come from? County Kerry! I dip out all round. If I had of married a Polish girl, my kids would have in deep trouble!
Finally the joke:
An Irishwoman of advanced age visited her physician to ask His help In reviving her Husband's libido.
"What about trying ******?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish ******. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."