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AkMike
05-31-2006, 10:52 PM
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in
meeting and rekindling
a little of that "magic."
Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said
she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.Yeah" I said, "just so long as you
don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"She
laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, Saying that
tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great Lover
."Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to buzz off.

StarMetal
05-31-2006, 11:04 PM
[smilie=l:[smilie=l:[smilie=l: Boy, that one really made me laugh.

Joe

waksupi
05-31-2006, 11:09 PM
You romantic devil!

keeper89
06-01-2006, 09:31 AM
And they think MEN are shallow!!!:roll: