Jetwrench
03-27-2006, 03:29 PM
Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some
time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the
doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor
looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you-self
a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil
ting, too."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on,
we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
"Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three children, he sat
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run
out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one Oil
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no
WD-forty."
You guessed it I am back....Jetwrench
time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the
doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor
looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you-self
a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
"Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil
ting, too."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on,
we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said,
"Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three children, he sat
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run
out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one Oil
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no
WD-forty."
You guessed it I am back....Jetwrench