Mall creatures

[Battis]

I'm hearing stories of 7' to 10' creatures walking around a mall in Miami. People shooting at them. I'm thinking 45-70 minimum.
Anyone else hear these stories?

[Bmi48219]

The wife just mentioned hearing about the creatures. Report she heard was they were tall, shadow-like figures. People were running away from them but they moved real fast. Also several police showed up. No Fed government types. And a short while later the electric grid in that area went down.
I’m thinking it’s a trial run for a new kind of ballot harvesting.

[Hannibal]

You guys just keep that stuff. I'm good.

[centershot]

Chupacabras, no doubt.........

[Winger Ed.]

It's got to be the shadow people.

They don't have any mass, so shooting them won't do anything.

[45workhorse]

I heard if you shoot the shadow cast on the ground in the head, it will keeel them!

[Winger Ed.]

I heard if you shoot the shadow cast on the ground in the head, it will keeel them!

I never knew that. It must be some sort of Grunt wisdom I missed out on.
Now I won't have to always carry a dead chicken to beat them with.

[jaysouth]

Shape shifting big foots?

[15meter]

I heard if you shoot the shadow cast on the ground in the head, it will keeel them!

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[Hannibal]

It's got to be the shadow people.

They don't have any mass, so shooting them won't do anything.

Somewhere, Art is laughing. :D

[Recycled bullet]

I'm powder coating n o e Taco bullets is that good enough for Nephilim?

[Battis]

I was snickering when I read the news report, but, did you see the video of the police response? What would have caused that response?

[Baltimoreed]

Art would keep a straight face [on the radio] and ask them if they got probed or not when the ‘mall people’ carried them to back door of the GAP where their Time Machine was parked. Actually a 72 Econoline van. How Art could do it I’ll never know. He was ‘Johnny Carson of the bizarre.

[firefly1957]

New news to me are they sure the ground level Christmas lights were not just casting the shadows and melting the snowflakes that saw the shadows ?

Maybe a new drug hit the area some years ago something called Bath Salts was turning users into face eating zombies ....

So will a castboolit work on a 7-10 foot shadow will using silver help , how cold would it have to be to cast "QUICK SILVER" :bigsmyl2:

[15meter]

I heard if you shoot the shadow cast on the ground in the head, it will keeel them!

Shadows cast shadows? Cool. I need to so this.

Think I need a trip out of Michigan's pseudo-winter to somewhere warm to investigate.

Maybe go on an iguana safari at the same time.

Although I believe the shadow people is the Monroe Monster from 1965 returning to life as a Florida snowbird.

https://wkfr.com/monroe-monster/

[Rapier]

Miami area has always been a broad brush version of weird, as it has a ton of "snow" kings, queens and flakes in a tropical environment with a lot of Ron Rico purple label, class A brain remover. No telling what they may see on any given day. Here in FL that Broward/Dade bunch is legendary for their vision (s). Who cares, as long as your daughter does not bring one home with her.

[Froogal]

I'm hearing stories of 7' to 10' creatures walking around a mall in Miami. People shooting at them. I'm thinking 45-70 minimum.
Anyone else hear these stories?

I'm thinking a 12 gauge loaded with 00 buck would do the trick.

[Hickok]

Hit'em with a hand full of Smoke's powder coat,...then you can see them better,....aim for the biggest part, shoot until slide-lock!:redneck:

[waksupi]

They must be selling bottled bong water in Florida now.

[.429&H110]

Glad am I, I'm not a Miami policeman. Thankfully no-one was killed.

Kids, gangs, rioting in a mall with fireworks.
News called it a "fight" and laughs at goofy pictures, but it wasn't funny.
I would hope the police bring all back-up and kick butts.
Clearing a mall? Fireworks? Some of these kids will certainly be armed.
My thanks to anyone who would volunteer for that duty.

Forbes reports the shadowmonster was five people blurred together.
Parents have got to keep their kids home nights.

[Finster101]

Any links to the story?

[HWooldridge]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/01/05/rumors-of-10-foot-alien-at-miami-mall-circulate-online-heres-what-actually-happened/?sh=36f563332f6d

As usual, it’s all BS.

[steve urquell]

These were definitely Bigfoot ghosts. I'm certain of it.

Also spotted in FLA:

https://i.imgur.com/fBGJ4zh.jpg

[Shawlerbrook]

Florida Man !

[Hannibal]

Art would keep a straight face [on the radio] and ask them if they got probed or not when the ‘mall people’ carried them to back door of the GAP where their Time Machine was parked. Actually a 72 Econoline van. How Art could do it I’ll never know. He was ‘Johnny Carson of the bizarre.

Yes. You had to listen but he was very skeptical of the presentations of many of his guests. I've run into people who never picked up on that even a little bit, too. Extraordinary.

[Ed K]

8-10 foot tall aliens with the skills and tech to travel from another solar system are taken out by Miami cops armed with Glock 9mm ;)

[MaryB]

Swamp ape!

[wv109323]

It is the after Christmas sales that attract the 7-10 ft. shadows to the malls. They are coming across the open southern border at night. Remember silver boolits for vampires and zinc powder coated boolits for shadows. Best if they are 45 caliber or larger. You need a large wound cavity for the shadow to bleed out and DRT. Their blood is not red. It is clear like floor wax and makes them hard to track on mall floors.
You need a very sharp 8" knife made from a moon rocks to field dress. You need special permission from the mall to bring your four wheeler or side by side into the mall to drag them out to the pick-up.

[alfadan]

Apparently all you need to kill mall creatures is...a day or two!

[jaysouth]

I was at the field in the back of the mall the next day. There was a circular burn spot about 30 feet in diameter. Flying saucer? ET shapeshifters?

[Baltimoreed]

Trash fire?

[steve urquell]

Trash fire?

Nice try G-man
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[augercreek]

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