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mainiac
01-16-2021, 03:11 PM
Just made up a new batch of felix lube,,,
In the kitchen,,thought i could pull it off,then the secretary of war,came home early🙄🙄😎

Rcmaveric
01-16-2021, 04:08 PM
Lol... put a few drops of essential oils in it. You might have a better chance of getting away with it. I have gotten away with lube cooking by using rose oil or jasmine.

Your able to type so thats a good sign so she didn't break your fingers and your eyes ain't too bad to see the screen.

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mainiac
01-16-2021, 04:12 PM
The chopped up pieces of beeswax,stuck all over the bar,,,yup
That tipped her over.

DHDeal
01-16-2021, 05:14 PM
You may have noticed that the good brides (and probably bad one's too) have a built in "husband is up to something I don't like" meter. It's hardwired in so you can't disconnect it. Some sort of natural process I understand. When the meter alarms, they show up.

stubshaft
01-16-2021, 09:01 PM
You may have noticed that the good brides (and probably bad one's too) have a built in "husband is up to something I don't like" meter. It's hardwired in so you can't disconnect it. Some sort of natural process I understand. When the meter alarms, they show up.

Could've been the "deer in the headlight" look when she walked in too...