Offically changing my name to Wood Jew

[Smoke4320]

We have the whole family coming for a late Christmas get together
All day yesterday and this morning i heard wood jew do this, wood jew do that
Since was the only one around she had to be talking to me

[tinsnips]

Good one, just call me Wood Jew Two.

[MrWolf]

Not bad crept round here now I don't have that problem for now. Maybe someday again but not for awhile.

[Blammer]

better than "get wood"..

[thegatman]

Name is actually “Woodja” from the Ubeckistan for “dumb fool”

[smoked turkey]

Funny. It may be a little confusing around here when all us married guys change our screen name to Wood Jew. :smile:

[Hawks Feather]

I think there are quite a few of us that resemble this.

[RU shooter]

Wow I'm not the only one with an odd name mines "hey go get "

[fatnhappy]

Hey cousin, i’m From the “ I knead Jew” side of the family.

[JBinMN]

There is a similar regional name of , "Willya" around here, I think. Not sure, but it seems to be non gender for those who are concerned with such drivel... LOL
;)

[Conditor22]

Good one smoke... I enjoyed the time after big gatherings so I could relax and recover.

[LUCKYDAWG13]

I'm from the Canyou Tribe myself

[mold maker]

I answer to "Did ya forget?''.
Hopefully, my answer is, "NOPE".

[Land Owner]

Mine, for the Spousal Unit is, "since you's up" or as she believes her name to be "Sensuous Up"

[gwpercle]

I'm from the Honey Dew side of the clan !
Gary

[WheelgunConvert]

When I ask who did XY or Z, it’s always Juan Me

[Mr_Sheesh]

Another possible name is "Honey Do"... Honey Do this, Honey Do that...

[Walks]

I'll just stick with I'm Jewish, not a ju.

[phonejack]

My wife calls me Les, Les do this, Les do that

[Hickory]

Your new name won't be complete without a round-2-it.

[Winger Ed.]

I have one dog that thinks his name is 'NO', another thinks it's name is 'Stop That'.

In school, we had a History teacher who was a Normandy vet. When doing an assignment, if a kid came to the front of the room to
read something and started off with, "Mine's-own",,, He'd look startled and say, "Where?,,,, Everybody freeze" then he'd look over his desk.

[buckwheatpaul]

Made me smile....my wife said: "So whats wrong with that!"

[Mr_Sheesh]

Childhood friend's cats were named "Stop it!" and "You too!" :)

[Three44s]

I know I am hung when my wife informs ...... “You have a project”. That became the standard announcement after about 10 years of marriage.

Before that, it was, “I just bought this ....... “ but she learned I would interpret that to mean “she had herself a project”

I would just ease off to the man cave .... for my projects you know!

Seriously though, I got a great gal, likes guns and hates gun grabbing politicians. She may rope me in but she is right there helping me do her stuff she likes help with.

Three44s

[Stephen Cohen]

I was on the second reply to op before I realised I was being had. No fool like and old fool they say. Regards Stephen

[Budzilla 19]

I think sometimes my name is “Canya come see a minute???” When that gets said, get ready!!! Haha! She doesn’t mind some gun stuff, though, so I’m good. I really enjoyed this thread.

[ThomR]

Being married to a Filipina, she just says what she wants and points her lips at it.
For example, if she wants me to get her a bottle of water she will just say water and point her lips in the general direction.

[Winger Ed.]

Reminds me of a friend who's name was "Ya need ta".
His wife would say, "Ya need ta fix this,,,,,,,,", or "Ya need ta get,,,,,,,".