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tred1956
12-25-2018, 01:55 PM
It started with the annihilation of Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns but I am amazed at what Grandkids will come up with to spend PaPa's money on tannerite. The smiling faces and Joy in their hearts and to see them sooo excited about getting out a gun. My 2ND BEST Christmas gift ever (Jesus will always be #1) I am truly a Blessed Man. Hope you enjoy, I know we did. Merry Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, but it was still light.
And the gingerbread village was a beautiful sight.
The sun on the houses did shine but no shade
Six houses in total each meticulously made
When what to my wandering eyes did appear
But two pounds of tannerite and not a single reindeer
With a seventeen hornet, yes it’s quiet quick
I was confident indeed it would do the trick.
As the Grandkids watched a big smile on their face
I steadied the crosshair and told them to brace.
As I squeezed the trigger slowly, the bullet left fast
Contact with the tannerite, man what a BLAST
A big cloud of smoke just like from a train
As Gingerbread pieces it started to rain.
When the gingerbread rain had fell to the ground,
What a fitting end to our little town.
With laughter and applause our adventure did end
But I smiled in my heart “As New Traditions begin”

Merry Christmas my Friends
I wish you all Joy and Happiness
And Thank You Dear Lord for Your Precious Son
Doug

osteodoc08
12-25-2018, 02:45 PM
Most excellent!

xs11jack
12-25-2018, 08:42 PM
I can just see the look on the teacher's face when asking the kids "What did you do over Christmas vacation?" and your Grandkids holler BOOOOM!!!
Ole Jack

Smoke4320
12-27-2018, 05:12 PM
very good

trails4u
12-27-2018, 07:31 PM
Well played, sir...… Well played. :)