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Tom W.
11-19-2018, 10:23 PM
The 20th is Lori's B'day. I bought her a ring and a card, and then we went to Stein Mart and got her some clothes that she wanted.... On her B'day she'd going out and getting a massage and her hair cut...
I'm going to the shed and load some ammo....

Chad5005
11-19-2018, 10:30 PM
she'll look and feel like a new woman with new cloths and a massage,Happy Birthday to her

Don Purcell
11-19-2018, 10:31 PM
Whatever it takes to get to the shed.

smoked turkey
11-19-2018, 10:31 PM
Tom you have just listed the recipe for success with the women folk in our lives. You did good. Enjoy your reloading. You've earned it. I know Lori is going to have a great B'day.

Bzcraig
11-20-2018, 01:10 AM
Good job brother!!

lightman
11-20-2018, 09:19 AM
Happy Birthday Lori! I hope you enjoy your special day.

MrWolf
11-20-2018, 09:29 AM
Smart man. Happy Birthday Lori!

Lloyd Smale
11-21-2018, 07:44 AM
I tried jewelry and clothes and found that my tastes weren't hers and anymore I just give her the check card and she buys what she wants. The breaking point was what I thought was a real nice sweater I bought her one year. About 3 months after Christmas she was bring some things to the salvation army store and I saw that sweater in the pile with the tags still on it.

osteodoc08
11-21-2018, 09:15 AM
Happy Wife = Happy Life

jmort
11-21-2018, 09:35 AM
My wife says get me a card, if you want, but put some cash in it. Or just just give me some cash. Seriously, we/she is not big on gifts, so nothing works fine. Last year I thought I would be smart and got her some expensive engraved bling from Tiffany and she said bless your heart. Then proceeded to tell me she already had the same thing, not engraved with my genius ode to my wife. So the existing one went to one of our daughters for her birthday a few months ago. Never again.

Loudenboomer
11-21-2018, 03:48 PM
That's allot better than me buying my wife a new set of tires for a tractor :)

Hossfly
11-21-2018, 04:23 PM
I bought mine a didigital micrometer I found on e-bay. Lol

Mohawk Daddy
11-21-2018, 06:23 PM
Bought my wife a really cool set of binoculars for Christmas one year. She wasn't impressed.

Dieselhorses
11-21-2018, 06:35 PM
Bought my wife a really cool set of binoculars for Christmas one year. She wasn't impressed.

Don't worry, my wife wouldn't be either LOL. She'd only use them to spy on me and calculate the distance between me and the next female :)

Dieselhorses
11-21-2018, 06:36 PM
I bought mine a didigital micrometer I found on e-bay. Lol
You mean you bought YOU a digital mic! LOL! Where is Farmerville, LA at?

Hossfly
11-21-2018, 06:41 PM
Farmerville is 28 mi north of Ruston. Parish seat of Union parish. Hottest spot for dear.

Tom W.
11-21-2018, 09:11 PM
I bought her a Glock 17 one year. She shot a magazine full and had a great 25 yard group and put it away, never to use it again. I sold it and got a Glock 19 for myself.....

Dieselhorses
11-21-2018, 09:17 PM
Farmerville is 28 mi north of Ruston. Parish seat of Union parish. Hottest spot for dear.

Is there a WMA there? or all generations old private property?

Hossfly
11-21-2018, 09:24 PM
Mostly private, the Union game reserve closed several years ago. Now mostly land is leased, as timber co. Want to make more money. When I was younger you could hunt any where. Maybe I can get her on a lease. Maybe next year.