Bad news--Good news

[Goatwhiskers]

Well the bad news is that I wasn't wide awake this morning and took the wrong meds.
The good news is that I'm protected against fleas, ticks, 'skeeters, and heartworms for the next three months.
Hope your day is as good. GW

[richhodg66]

Glad it wasn't something worse.

[Goatwhiskers]

Well, yeah. I once knew a lady who confessed to not putting her glasses on and confused her hormone pills and the bottle of stool softener. GW

[Forty Rod Ray]

GW,

Don't be chasing any cars...

FRR

[gpidaho]

Phydoux wears the flee collar during the day and the kid wears it at night. lol

[Rattlesnake Charlie]

Goatwhiskers, thanks for a good laugh to start my day.

Actually, having something to keep ticks off you might be a good thing.

[slim1836]

Do you find the urge to seek out all the fire hydrants in the neighborhood?

Slim

[nagantguy]

It pays to be careful in the morning routine, my grandmother once put nail glue into her eyes instead of eye drops. Glad your alright, hopefully worse thing that happens is you dream of chasing squirrels all night!

[Goatwhiskers]

Well I do need someone to let me out in the yard twice a day. GW

[bbs70]

I sure hope you're NOT thinking about sniffing butts or licking somewhere you never thought of before

[sukivel]

Well the bad news is that I wasn't wide awake this morning and took the wrong meds.
The good news is that I'm protected against fleas, ticks, 'skeeters, and heartworms for the next three months.
Hope your day is as good. GW

I'll be interested to know how well it keeps ticks off ya...

[Tom W.]

Be careful.... remember the story about the guy who fell off the couch and broke his neck while trying to lick..........

[popper]

Mom accidentally got some foot creme vs toothpaste once, glad it wasn't hemorrhoid creme.

[gon2shoot]

Got a real good laugh out of that but I aint sayin why.

[lightman]

That there is funny and I don't care who you are!

[xs11jack]

Your next grocery shopping will be interesting.
Ole Jack

[Boaz]

I had one life changing experience once.

Was working morning tire on a drilling rig . Slept late to go meet the crew , jumped out of bed put my clothes on and ran in the bathroom . Didn't turn the light on , peed , brushed my teeth and reached in the cabinet to get the Listerine to wash my mouth out . Do you remember how much a Listerine glass bottle resembled a bottle of Pine Sol ?

[Goatwhiskers]

Guaranteed you sure didn't have bad breath, but smelled like turpentine all day. GW

[Rcmaveric]

Lol, i confess to borrowing the dogs critter killer shampoo after traipsing through the woods all day.

[robg]

Do you feel ruff?

[Goatwhiskers]

I look on the bright side, at least I'm house broke, not paper trained. GW

[Rattlesnake Charlie]

This thread continues to amuse me. I like that many are admitting - as we all have - done some less than smart things. Especially early in the morning. Maybe someday we'll have a thread of the things we did after a few too many beers. Now, that WILL be interesting.

[clum553946]

Thanks! Your post is highly amusing, but the responses are priceless!

[Ballistics in Scotland]

Thurlow Craig, my favourite author on shooting, fishing, cowboying, animal behaviour and South American revolutions, recalls returning home hot and tired at night, and gulping what he thought was a glass of water, left out by his Paraguay cook. It brought tears to his eyes, and when she appeared, she told him it was what she took to avoid having babies (Paraguay in the earlies being a most satisfactorily informal place). When he made some feeble joke about his newly gained impregnable status, she said "Don Carlos, you are not supposed to drink it."

[Goatwhiskers]

After a few too many? The things I remember I sure as heck ain't admitting to. GW