PDA

View Full Version : My three dogs, errr, I mean Democrats



Down South
01-18-2018, 08:12 PM
I have three house dogs and they are all Liberal Democrats. They have free housing, free utilities, free health care, free food, free stuff and they don't have to work.
All they do is lay around and complain "whine", usually wanting more free stuff or for someone to pet them or compliment them.

I have nicknamed all three of them, two females and one male. The females, I nicknamed one Nancy because she is absolutely crazy and will even bite me, the hand that feeds her. The other female, I nicknamed Hillary because she is always sucking up to me wanting something. The male, I nicknamed Chuck. He is neutered "No Balls". He is always complaining about something that I can't figure out.

On Edit: I had to add something else. My dogs, errr, Liberal Democrats are scared to death of guns although they have absolutely no experience with a firearm or ever heard one fired. I can pull a gun out and they all run for their safe space. I haven't figured out why yet as they don't know anything at all about a firearm but they fear them for some strange reason unknown to me.

472x1B/A
01-18-2018, 08:21 PM
Bwahahahahaha! I can top that one. I have a DACA dog. His name is Carl. He is a Chihuahua. He has and wants everything that your democrats do. We are in the same boat together.

CLAYPOOL
01-18-2018, 10:09 PM
My Chessie starts over on the other hill or when I turn off the high way. The neighbors called SISTER next door because they thought something was wrong up here....!!! She laughed, Said that's just his dog wanting treats or something from the Gas Station girls that work there.

popper
01-18-2018, 11:26 PM
Both start with a D.

Bzcraig
01-19-2018, 12:21 AM
Good one but hope you haven't offended them by talking about them so negatively....:bigsmyl2:

lefty o
01-19-2018, 12:53 AM
https://youtu.be/H3VLqLLWxbQ

Down South
01-19-2018, 08:46 AM
Cool, someone with a lot more talent than me thinks the same way.

bullet maker 57
01-19-2018, 09:29 AM
I feel your pain, my 3 cats are Democrats as well. Always wanting a handout. Not afraid to raise their voice about their wants.

lightman
01-19-2018, 09:39 AM
I have a democratic Cat! Free housing, free food, free medical, and wanting more all the time.

Shopdog
01-19-2018, 11:14 AM
Only cat I ever had thought he was a dog?Solid black and would hang with me in the shop.Was an excellent mouser,more than earned his keep.His name was J.R.,after that Dallas tv show guy.Had a serious mean streak,attacked a few people coming to the shop.

Wife had a psycho cat,J&B....yeah,the scotch.Think he had DT most of the time?Never liked him but his demise didn't set to well...a cple coyotes' played tug O war with him,he lost?

bdicki
01-19-2018, 11:18 AM
Our dog works hard.
https://i.imgur.com/AFDLfOQ.jpg

beemer
01-19-2018, 11:42 AM
Is it possible that they were spoiled by their governing authority, just a guess. My theory is that they are going about their job as you intended.

I knew that my two were smarter than me when I went to work and left them laying on the sofa. I fooled them I retired and all three of us lay on the sofa.

Dave

buckwheatpaul
01-19-2018, 11:50 AM
Great post....gotta love it....had three liberal pups till last year when one passed on....and they did hate guns and loved all the perks you mentioned....but I still love them because they are more dependable than most people we know.....

bdicki
01-19-2018, 01:32 PM
Forgot to mention ours loves guns, gets excited when I take one out of the safe and starts looking for birds falling out of the sky when the neighbors do some shooting.

swheeler
01-21-2018, 11:37 AM
BLACK LABS MATTER!:bigsmyl2:

shdwlkr
01-21-2018, 12:29 PM
Well I must be the lucky one I have 2 cats both conservatives and a dog that is libertarian. One of the cats has to go out daily and do a perimeter check of the property to make sure no interlopers are hanging around. the dog has to go out and make sure the squirrels have not been planting more of their nuts in the yard and making it a mess for her to run around in. she also looks for strays as she loves to give chase and see who makes it to the fence first

birch
01-23-2018, 12:16 PM
I have one male Weimaraner. He is known to go on "hikes" around the neighborhood. Last year I found out he was tramping around with the neighborhood "bicycle" (female german shepherd).

I got a call from the other dog's owner. I then had to pay the owner 130 dollars or they were going to turn me into the dog catcher for not keeping my dog enclosed or on a chain. I ended up paying them the money. I didn't want the other neighbors to know my dog was a *****.

woodbutcher
01-23-2018, 10:33 PM
[smilie=s: Hi Larry O.Thanks for posting the great video.Best laugh I`ve had in days.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo

Bodean98
01-24-2018, 10:42 PM
I would like to introduce you to my brother's cat. He depends on my brother for everything, he's half black and half white, he has no b***s, lays around doing nothing all day but waiting to get fed and complains when it's not there at his prescribed time. You have to watch him close or he will sneak in your house and eat everything there. He also thinks he is the most important SOB on the planet.

212675

Can you guess his name???:bigsmyl2: