Herb in Pa
11-21-2005, 01:48 PM
Evidence provided by the reaction to hurricane Katrina has prompted a
>major research institution to recently announce the discovery of the
>heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
>"Governmentium".
>
>Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons,
>88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
>mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
>which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
>peons.
>
>Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can
>be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
>contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over
>four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
>
>Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but
>instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
>neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
>will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
>morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
>
>This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
>that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
>concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical
>Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium -
>an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has
>half as many peons but twice as many morons.
>major research institution to recently announce the discovery of the
>heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
>"Governmentium".
>
>Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons,
>88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
>mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
>which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
>peons.
>
>Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can
>be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
>contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over
>four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
>
>Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but
>instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
>neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass
>will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
>morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
>
>This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
>that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
>concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical
>Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium -
>an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has
>half as many peons but twice as many morons.