Strange package

[Tom W.]

I got a package n the mail today. It is adressed to me, but it's from Pakistan. I don't remember ordering anything from Pakistan. Ever. Kinda leery about opening it.

[M-Tecs]

Call the police and the post office. They will inspect it for you.

[Geezer in NH]

Bought off Amazon I bet.

[dragon813gt]

Bought off Amazon I bet.

Pakistan would be an odd country. Third party sellers routinely ship from China.

[rockrat]

I second M-Tecs

[Hardcast416taylor]

It might be your inheritence your unknown of Uncle Habib left you of $10 million finally getting to you?Robert

[Kestrel4k]

It might be your inheritence your unknown of Uncle Habib left you of $10 million finally getting to you?
Well, current exchange rates have 105 Pakistani Rupees (PKR) to the USD, so 10M PKR would only be ~$95K USD.
But certainly enough to buy back the family farm in Pashtun. ;)

Your ship just came in - and it's setting sail for Karachi. :drinks:

[starmac]

Well is it a secret what was in the package???

[Scorpion8]

The Nigerian Prince is sending you the inheritance he promised, but shipping rates were better from Pakistan.

[pmer]

Reminds me of that Polish computer virus...its a email that reads go to your C drive and type del *.*

[funnyjim014]

So..... what's in the box?

[Tom W.]

When my wife came home I asked her if she ordered anything from Pakistan. She said no, but turned the box upside down an opened it. It was needles she had ordered online for her insulin pens. The box has multilingual instructions now....

[JonB_in_Glencoe]

gee, Now I kinda wish I had a wife, so she could open suspicious boxes and such, LOL [smilie=1:

[runfiverun]

they are handy for all kinds of things.
I borrow the wifes rifle when I have some dubious loads I wanna check out.

[Tom W.]

Mine is a second grade teacher. Nothing scares her.......

[starmac]

Lordy, if those needles are half as dull as those Pakistani knives they used to try and pawn of on us, it will take a hammer to drive them in. lol

[Grmps]

after being liberated, a GI saw a Muslim woman walking 20 paces behind her husband. He said she's free now and asked her why she was still doing that and she said --Landmines

[Ballistics in Scotland]

gee, Now I kinda wish I had a wife, so she could open suspicious boxes and such, LOL [smilie=1:

Many a husband dreads the possibility that she might.

[xs11jack]

Is standing at the end of the driveway and hollering for her to go ahead and open it good enough?
Ole Jack

[dubber123]

Lordy, if those needles are half as dull as those Pakistani knives they used to try and pawn of on us, it will take a hammer to drive them in. lol

The needles are plenty sharp. It's the no hole in them that's the problem. :)

[Rufus Krile]

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[Steelshooter]

Is standing at the end of the driveway and hollering for her to go ahead and open it good enough?
Ole Jack

You stay in the house and send her to the end on the driveway then yelled for her to open it up.

[Tom W.]

No, you go out the back door behind the big tree and then call on the phone......

[jonp]

I got a package n the mail today. It is adressed to me, but it's from Pakistan. I don't remember ordering anything from Pakistan. Ever. Kinda leery about opening it.

If it's from Khyber Pass it could be any copy of any type of gun. Open it.

[jonp]

they are handy for all kinds of things.
I borrow the wifes rifle when I have some dubious loads I wanna check out.

I borrow mine's Redhawk

[am44mag]

Lordy, if those needles are half as dull as those Pakistani knives they used to try and pawn of on us, it will take a hammer to drive them in. lol

I had one of those. Whoever made it had the skill of a 5 year old with a belt grinder.