A bit of stupid humor, if you will let me...

[armoredman]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/20170311_1440142_zpsau0rsncy.jpg (http://s16.photobucket.com/user/armoredman/media/20170311_1440142_zpsau0rsncy.jpg.html)

"Ms Brass, do you take Mr Boolit as your lawfully wedded projectile?"



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"With this press, I thee seat."


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"By the powers granted to me by the laws of physics, I now pronounce you cartridge!"

Ya know, I'm no marriage counselor, but I'm thinking this one is going to lead to an explosive divorce, and he'll just skeedadle out of there as fast as he can go. She'll shine right up and get a new partner, no problem, but him? Heh, he'll end up buried in the soft dirt, surrounded by a bunch just like him!

[45-70 Chevroner]

The only way this union is going to last is if he's impotent.[smilie=b:

[jimb16]

A primed candidate for separation!

[M-Tecs]

The relationship is doomed to an explosive ending.

[Scharfschuetze]

The relationship is doomed to an explosive ending.

Hopefully it's not premature. :groner:

[jeepyj]

Hopefully they don't spend there whole life cooped up in a box.

[runfiverun]

I think they are gonna have some internal forces working against their union quite soon.

[abunaitoo]

This is funny.:D

[Leadmelter]

Say bye bye to Red. Next date is your target. I hope I have been good to you.

[Skipper]

Looks like lipstick.

[slim1836]

It's a transgender boolit.

Slim

[Utah Shooter]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/20170311_1440142_zpsau0rsncy.jpg (http://s16.photobucket.com/user/armoredman/media/20170311_1440142_zpsau0rsncy.jpg.html)

"Ms Brass, do you take Mr Boolit as your lawfully wedded projectile?"



http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/20170311_1441102_zps3ujws5it.jpg (http://s16.photobucket.com/user/armoredman/media/20170311_1441102_zps3ujws5it.jpg.html)

"With this press, I thee seat."


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/20170311_1443182_zpsnms2ggmf.jpg (http://s16.photobucket.com/user/armoredman/media/20170311_1443182_zpsnms2ggmf.jpg.html)

"By the powers granted to me by the laws of physics, I now pronounce you cartridge!"

Ya know, I'm no marriage counselor, but I'm thinking this one is going to lead to an explosive divorce, and he'll just skeedadle out of there as fast as he can go. She'll shine right up and get a new partner, no problem, but him? Heh, he'll end up buried in the soft dirt, surrounded by a bunch just like him!

Dont know why but I will play along. "By the powders grained in me."

[robg]

Perhaps he's into someone else

[tmc-okc]

I can see it all right now. Ms Brass is going to push Mr Bullet down the road at some time in the future. Then she is going to get herself all primed up again, put on some more powder and go looking for another Mr Bullet to fill her up again. And once more she will push the new Mr Bullet down the road. Ms Brass will continue this type behavior until the day she starts exhibiting some facial cracks and will become discarded by all.. LOL

[308Jeff]

I like it!

Someone needs to go a Shotgun Wedding next. :-)

[mozeppa]

Hopefully it's not premature. :groner:

would that be a premature ejection?

[keydet15]

For many of the older couples, parting has had a corrosive effect on others who tried to contain and guide them.
And many have also been quite mercurial.

[armoredman]

:groner::-)

[Boolit_Head]

Ohhh so many have been stuck inside for far to long because of snow! :killingpc

[jimb16]

I recoil at the thought!

[thegatman]

I have a headache.[smilie=b:

[Minerat]

And he will go out with a .....bang.:mrgreen:

[wv109323]

Their relationship may have made it if it was not so crimped.

[wv109323]

Or I heard it was Mr. Firing Pin that started the explosive separation.
Or I would leave there too,like "shot out of a canon" if Mr. Bullet could only provide me barrel to live in.