I'm in the mood for a really BAD western !

[gwpercle]

Recently saw Cowboys vs Dinosaurs ....who's got one worse than that ?

Gary

Update , I just remembered a western worse than Cowboy's vs Dinosaurs
Copperhead ! ( I thought it was titled Cowboys vs Snakes but it's Copperhead ). It's a groaner too.
Gary

[Geezer in NH]

Cowboys VS Aliens, not the from across the river alien type

[Bulldogger]

Ridiculous 6?

[beezapilot]

Seriously?!??!? The worst western possible????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7U3e3aSZe0

[Powder Burn]

You could watch Ishtar and pretend they are in a western desert.

[SweetMk]

Turn on Netflix,, and watch "Weeds",, we are most of the way through season 1.
You will not care that it is not a western because of all the women and great funny lines!!

[Mica_Hiebert]

Was on the Netflix and watched I think it was called "the timber" wow what a pile of ****!

[Beagle333]

Wild Wild West.

[M-Tecs]

Seriously?!??!? The worst western possible????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7U3e3aSZe0







We have a winner!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7U3e3aSZe0

[Blackwater]

Try my favorite movie of all time, "Paint Your Wagon" with Clint Eastwood & Lee Marvin. As a "western," it's awful, but as entertainment and comedy, with frequent commentary on the condition and nature of the human race, it's really excellent. It'll stretch your imagination, but not all that terribly far. Many good actors in it, and the music is often really good, so you come away feeling entertained, even if campishly so often, and the good music in it kind'a fills the soul, too. I like a movie like that. Challenging, but not extremely so, musical, with good and apt commentary all through it - one-liners that are usually wry and generally true. What's not to like?

[RedHawk357Mag]

That one with Clints boy as a Civil War survivor. I can't get over how bad it was. Wow!

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[Geezer in NH]

Another one I cannot remember the name but it was about how the west or TX was won had Joey Bishop as an NDN shooting at the attacking Indians and 6 would fall each shot, he was told it was a 6 shooter. They kept moving camp as oil kept coming up and contaminating the water.

Hope someone knows the movie.

[SweetMk]

I am watching one right now,,, "The Chase"
A movie about the modern 1966 "west",,, Brando is wearing a nice rig and gun, and hat,,,

Hmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,

[runfiverun]

they still call me trinity.
my name is nobody
etc...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkCqSHwhKVg

[runfiverun]

didn't get enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C-fRdCmzDk

[str8shot426]

didn't get enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C-fRdCmzDk

Lol....that was terrible!!!!

I'm going to watch it again!!

[waksupi]

Don't forget "Heller in Pink Tights"!

[Half Dog]

Well...I kinda liked it.

[M-Tecs]

Don't forget "Heller in Pink Tights"!

Never heard of it. Watched the trailer. Now I will have to find it.

[bubba.50]

The Lone Ranger, Django Unchained, Posse, Cat Ballou, The Quick & The Dead, the list goes on.

[Rufus Krile]

Another one I cannot remember the name but it was about how the west or TX was won had Joey Bishop as an NDN shooting at the attacking Indians and 6 would fall each shot, he was told it was a 6 shooter. They kept moving camp as oil kept coming up and contaminating the water.

Hope someone knows the movie.
I think that might have been "Texas Across the River"...

[victorfox]

What about that one with Sharon stone? Or that recent thousand something ways to die? Ridiculous 6 was almost funny...

[JonB_in_Glencoe]

WORST WESTERN EVER !!!

Brothers in Arms (2005 (http://www.imdb.com/year/2005/?ref_=tt_ov_inf))
starting David Carradine (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001016?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm)

I had high hopes for this since I am a David Carradine (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001016?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) fan. But it is sure to disappoint !

trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIwlJiB19s4

[VinceG]

Has to be The Villain staring Curt Douglas as Cactus Jack Slade, Ann Margaret, and Arnold. It reminds one of a Looney Toons cartoon.

[jonp]

Hell's Gate

[jonp]

What about that one with Sharon stone? Or that recent thousand something ways to die? Ridiculous 6 was almost funny...

That was the aforementioned "The Quick And The Dead". I can't believe Gene Hackman starred in that one alongside Stone, Leonardo de Caprio and Russel Crowe.

[victorfox]

Oh yes thanks. Here the names are translated and being a bad movie I didn't care to search the original. Gene Hackman has bills to pay too and not many the unforgiven to play LOL.I was going to suggest to Three Amigos just to make fun from fiverunfive and the boys with their avatar but I still love that movie.Why don't we start a the good the bad and the ugly western thread, listing one of each kind of movie?I will suggested a bad one. The gun fighter (1950). Two or three gun fights and a lot of talking. Good for sleepless nights.

[nagantguy]

Cold day in hell, worst set, worst acting, worst line reading of q cards it's a western but there is only one horse and Michael Madden must be the only guy in the movie that could ride.

[Geezer in NH]

I think that might have been "Texas Across the River"...That's it thanks

[akajun]

What about that one with Sharon stone? Or that recent thousand something ways to die? Ridiculous 6 was almost funny...
Million ways to die in the west, One of the funniest movies ever made.
"Why do the Indians keep attacking? Yeah I mean we are basically splitting the country with them 50-50. I don't know, their just selfish."

[458mag]

navahoe joe. not a burt renalds fan but that one sucked. and soldier blue. didn't even make it the 1st half hour of that waste.

[gwpercle]

You guys came up with some I've never even heard of !
I sorta liked the Terror of Tiny Town . Remember paying good money to see My Name is Trinity and Trinity is Still my Name (a double feature) and sadly regretted wasting both the time and money. Never wanted to see My Name is Nobody after those two.
I'm off to find the Heller in Pink Tights.....I can't even begin to imagine what that's all about !
A RuPaul Western ?

[Tackleberry41]

Cowboys and Aliens is not really what most consider a 'western'. It had an interesting plot vs the usual aliens from other world format. My sons 8, he liked it.

[bruce drake]

Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid 1973, Cris Christofferson, Bob Dylan and James Coburn...Sam Peckinpah should have fought harder to get his name off the film after the studio hacks were done editing it.

[OptimusPanda]

Curse of demon mountain. Starring joe don baker. I'm surprised mst3k missed this one.

[cayton]

Blazing Saddles?

[victorfox]

That movie with the two cowboys in the mountain?Akajun, glad you liked the 1000 ways. See how is this stuff. I like that trinity/nobody stuff... I like that goofy movies with him (can't remember actor name, I'm really bad at it) and the big fat guy. Terence hill and bud Spencer I think.Another of my favorites is three amigos... Laugh every time I rewatch it...

[richhodg66]

Blazing Saddles?

Has my vote as funniest movie ever made. Love it.

Saw a cowboy zombie movie once, I think it was called Undead or Alive. Stupid, but in its defense, it didn't take itself seriously.

[MtGun44]

Actually, I kinds of enjoyed "Cowboys and Aliens", in a strange sort of way, it was a good, fun romp.

Bill

[BigMagShooter]

the quick and the dead for the dumbest western