How would you explain this?

[WILCO]

http://turbo****.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/car-crash.jpg

[btroj]

Either alcohol or a goverment contractor

[JSnover]

Squirrels did it.

[butch2570]

Same thing happened here about ten years ago, a small house sitting down over a hill on the outer bank of a curve in the road, ( drunk driver here ) It's not often you see a full size pick up,on a house roof.

[Janoosh]

+1 JSnover...
Those squirrels will hide anything in your attic.

[Col4570]

Redneck Roof Room.

[bob208]

here hold my beer and watch this.

[bubba.50]

"make a hard left when ya get to the house on the corner".

[starbits]

Hay, ya'll watch this!

[LUBEDUDE]

Either alcohol or a goverment contractor

or...Female

[JSnover]

+1 JSnover...
Those squirrels will hide anything in your attic.
Tha sons a britches, I told the wife how to get rid of em but she kept sayin they wouldn't be a problem...

[mold maker]

Parking garage next right >>>>>>

[bhn22]

You won't come back from Dead Mans Curve.

[w5pv]

I think it's Bush's fault.

[RobS]

Upper Level Parking..........

[bassnbuck]

Honey, Wilco said he was sober enough to drive, and I believed him.

[Garyshome]

Bad directions from my garmin! I really didn't mean it!

[dagger dog]

WTS
Small Cape Cod with new upper addition, call for showing.

[bikerbeans]

Dude! Where's my car?

BB

[dragonrider]

I told you to take that left at Albuquerque.

[sthwestvictoria]

With no garden shed, the fellow had been painstaking building this used toothpick 1:1 model of a 1990's economy sedan in his attic workshop. Nearing completion with the attic stairs being only rated to 130kg the roof was the only way to get the model out for the showing at the local library.

[Col4570]

Come Fly with me.Lets float down through your roof. that East Indian crooner used to sing it,I think his name was Frank Sumatra.

[jameslovesjammie]

The best thing you can do with a Ford Taurus.

[xs11jack]

How about this: a drone dropped its load, it was on a mission from Amazon.
Ole Jack

[james nicholson]

We were out coon hunting and the headlight fuse blew out. Not having a spare fuse, Junior put a 22 lr round in the fuse box. Ten minutes later there was a boom under the dash and I heard Junior scream, and then ...

[scarry scarney]

New way to install a skylight?

[DLCTEX]

Now maybe we will get a guardrail up there.

[DuckHunterJon]

"Honey, can you get the ladder out, I need to run into town..."

[Reaper]

Flying Car Beta Test

[TXGunNut]

Nope, wasn't texting. Why do you ask?

[.30-06 fan]

but dear, now i know that Canadian beer is stronger.

[starbits]

A close look at the photo shows the car was backed into the roof. Now my wife can't back up worth beans, but that took some real skill.

Starbits

[Multigunner]

Global Warming?

I once pulled into a motel in Florida then pulled away without stopping when I saw a fishing trawler embedded in the roof at a 45 degree angle.

[crawfobj]

I TOLD him that two post lift in the garage was a bad idea.

[WILCO]

Bump!

[wv109323]

The guy with the ladder messed up the guttering.

[firefly1957]

Honest and the UFO had Elvis in it too ........

[Doggonekid]

Looks like a slummy neighborhood. People round here have Hummers sticking out of their roofs.

[fixit]

bored teenagers are bad news. they have no sense of the cost of a new roof!

[WILCO]

http://imghumour.com/assets/Uploads/Lets-Bump.jpg

[jsizemore]

I was riding down the road and noticed my fly was down. When I zipped up, my junk got caught................well, you know the rest.

[funnyjim014]

Mythbusters were in town.....