ohland
04-20-2014, 03:33 PM
102797
If she has a red rubber ball in her mouth, neighbors think nothing of it.
If I say she needs discipline, ditto.
If I tie her up and leave her in the back of a truck, she's happy to see me.
If I overcook her chicken, she still eats it.
"Going out" usually involves buying meat sticks at the truck stop.
If I had a picture with her wearing a leather collar, it would be seen as traditional.
She is always dressed and ready to go (I need shoes!)
She is content with old shoes...
I can yell for "my little girl", swear at her (hardly ever) and not get arrested.
I can call her a filthy, dirty girl (it usually comes off with 409)
I can tell anyone why she is a filthy, dirty girl (little rivulet running through a cowyard)
She likes to sit on my lap.
When she runs off on me, it isn't for someone else, nor is it back to her momma...
When she comes back, I'm happily surprised.
She doesn't have thumbs. She can't cook. Lips are way too thin. Purty gurl anyways...
If she has a red rubber ball in her mouth, neighbors think nothing of it.
If I say she needs discipline, ditto.
If I tie her up and leave her in the back of a truck, she's happy to see me.
If I overcook her chicken, she still eats it.
"Going out" usually involves buying meat sticks at the truck stop.
If I had a picture with her wearing a leather collar, it would be seen as traditional.
She is always dressed and ready to go (I need shoes!)
She is content with old shoes...
I can yell for "my little girl", swear at her (hardly ever) and not get arrested.
I can call her a filthy, dirty girl (it usually comes off with 409)
I can tell anyone why she is a filthy, dirty girl (little rivulet running through a cowyard)
She likes to sit on my lap.
When she runs off on me, it isn't for someone else, nor is it back to her momma...
When she comes back, I'm happily surprised.
She doesn't have thumbs. She can't cook. Lips are way too thin. Purty gurl anyways...