orisolo
03-29-2014, 03:18 AM
An old priest pray to God.
The priest says:
"God I have worship you for so many years filled all your commandment and spread your word. I have only 1 or 2 requests at this old age"
Suddenly the sky turn black lighting and thunder come from the sky and
God answer..
"You have been a loyal follower and a good priest, What is your request?
The priest says:
"All my life i wished to visit Jerusalem, I'm afraid of flying and sea travel make me sick, all I ask is for you to build me a bridge from LA to Jerusalem so I can drive and visit before I die"
God Answer:
"Well.. you know that's a long bridge, Complicated construction, Huge planning, It involves poles and beams that would block the oceans, Need to consider the traveling ships ..."
" What is your 2nd request my son?"
The priest answer:
"I wish to understand woman's, How they think, what goes in their mind, What drive them, To know what its like being woman"
God answer:
"How many lanes did you say you wish to have on that bridge?"
The priest says:
"God I have worship you for so many years filled all your commandment and spread your word. I have only 1 or 2 requests at this old age"
Suddenly the sky turn black lighting and thunder come from the sky and
God answer..
"You have been a loyal follower and a good priest, What is your request?
The priest says:
"All my life i wished to visit Jerusalem, I'm afraid of flying and sea travel make me sick, all I ask is for you to build me a bridge from LA to Jerusalem so I can drive and visit before I die"
God Answer:
"Well.. you know that's a long bridge, Complicated construction, Huge planning, It involves poles and beams that would block the oceans, Need to consider the traveling ships ..."
" What is your 2nd request my son?"
The priest answer:
"I wish to understand woman's, How they think, what goes in their mind, What drive them, To know what its like being woman"
God answer:
"How many lanes did you say you wish to have on that bridge?"