Echo
10-06-2013, 11:07 AM
I was driving out of my subdivision when I saw a woman walking, carrying a bag in her right arm, next to her body. It looked like it might be kind of heavy, so I stopped, rolled down the window, and asked:
"Are you walking because you like to, or because you have to?"
She replied "It's good for my arthritis, and I don't mind it" - and then asked:
"Are you single?"
Well...
I answered "Yes, but I have a girl friend, and besides, I'm too old for you."
To which she answered "Well, I'm almost 70", to which I replied:
"I'm almost 80", and then drove on.
Does an old man good...
"Are you walking because you like to, or because you have to?"
She replied "It's good for my arthritis, and I don't mind it" - and then asked:
"Are you single?"
Well...
I answered "Yes, but I have a girl friend, and besides, I'm too old for you."
To which she answered "Well, I'm almost 70", to which I replied:
"I'm almost 80", and then drove on.
Does an old man good...