BBQJOE
09-20-2013, 01:09 PM
So the wife was out shopping the other day, and she stops into the big lots.
After doing a little shopping, she catches some old dude checking her out.
Feeling a little self conscious and a bit creeped out, she relocates herself to another isle.
Not too long after that, creepy dude is only a few steps away, so she goes on the move again.
A minute later, there he is again, eyeing her up.
She ends up spending her entire trip in the store trying to dodge this guy.
But he won't let up.
Finally she's back in the furniture dept. checking something out, and she hears a loud voice saying, NICE SOFA!!!!!!!
She can't help but turn her head and see where it's coming from.
And there, sprawled back on a couch, arms stretched across the back, sits creepy dude, with his legs spread, showing off a squirrel that appeared to be pitching a tent inside his pants.
So she gives him a thumbs up, a wink, and a sarcastic Niiiiiiiicccccceeeeee! And walks away laughing.
She's says she got "Carlos Dangered".
There's some awfully creepy people out there.
I bet he wouldn't have pulled that BS if he'd known she carries one of these in her purse for anyone who wants to take it to the next level.
82291
After doing a little shopping, she catches some old dude checking her out.
Feeling a little self conscious and a bit creeped out, she relocates herself to another isle.
Not too long after that, creepy dude is only a few steps away, so she goes on the move again.
A minute later, there he is again, eyeing her up.
She ends up spending her entire trip in the store trying to dodge this guy.
But he won't let up.
Finally she's back in the furniture dept. checking something out, and she hears a loud voice saying, NICE SOFA!!!!!!!
She can't help but turn her head and see where it's coming from.
And there, sprawled back on a couch, arms stretched across the back, sits creepy dude, with his legs spread, showing off a squirrel that appeared to be pitching a tent inside his pants.
So she gives him a thumbs up, a wink, and a sarcastic Niiiiiiiicccccceeeeee! And walks away laughing.
She's says she got "Carlos Dangered".
There's some awfully creepy people out there.
I bet he wouldn't have pulled that BS if he'd known she carries one of these in her purse for anyone who wants to take it to the next level.
82291