Randy C
08-04-2013, 05:50 PM
There is a VERY important lesson here...
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for
dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this
money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend
all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20
years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to
take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a
man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for
dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this
money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend
all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20
years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to
take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a
man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
[smilie=l: