True story.........well, mostly true.

[WILCO]

A friend recently asked me if I've tried the "Mexican" pizza from the local grocery? I said that I hadn't and would give it a go the next time I went out for supplies. So, here I am at the store and I'm looking for the pizza in question. I couldn't find it. I looked some more and still couldn't find it. I did manage to locate all types of other pizza, but I really wanted to try the one suggested. Was getting ready to ask for help when I spotted the big box of "Mexican" pizza in a totally different freezer display. Upon this sighting, I exclaimed "There's the Mexican!" and suddenly 5 illegals ran from the produce aisle. Badump dump!

[Charlie Two Tracks]

Oh my!

[WILCO]

Oh my!

Yeah, the part of 5 illegals is the only fiction in this story. The pizza really was great and I'll be going back for more!

[Charlie Two Tracks]

So, what brand of pizza was that? We recently got one of those counter top pizza cookers given to us and it works great! I'd never spend the money to buy one but it works good. Makes the frozen pizza taste a lot better than putting it in the oven.

[farmerjim]

We have made our own pizza from scratch for 20 years. Ground Venison , homemade sausage, and vegetables out of the garden. We have never made Mexican Pizza. I will try to find a recipe for the wife to make some tonight.
Thanks much for the Idea.

[Artful]

I used to live in Oregon, at one point there was a store in town that made tactical clothing and gear - they had an outlet for stuff with mistakes made at a good discount, so myself and several friends picked up stuff like tactical coveralls with all kinds of pockets, raincoats etc. I had another friend who lived in an apartment complex that was a converted multi-story/multi-level school building. So one day the apartment dweller - Vern - calls me us suggests we go shooting, I say fine I'll see if anyone else wants to go and we'll pick you up.

I call my friend Al, who also has pick'd up Tactical Coveralls as shooting wear and he says lets go - Al has a 4x4 Blazer with lots of room so we take it, All Black rig and in a fit of fun he had window stickers made up for it that said "Experimental Pursuit Vehicle". We drive over to the Apartment complex and go in on the uphill side top floor. I'm wearing Blue Tac's and Blue baseball cap, Al has on Brown Tac's and Brown Cap with Oregon Border Patrol on it.
http://www.benspatchcollection.com/OR,OREGON%20BORDER%20PATROL%201.jpg

So here's this large building we don't see a soul but hear all kinds of noise (people moving around) - we go down a flight - knock on Verns Apartment - by now we are hearing a lot of noise but still see no one - Vern opens up the door and starts laughing - takes us over to the window overlooking the down hill side and you see lots and lots of Mexican's all going down the fire escape, across the parking lot and railroad tracks and into to industrial area.

Vern said we were too much like "immigration" for his neighbors. True Story - totally

[x101airborne]

That is like the European guy reporting at the Million Man March. His wife calls from the store asking if he needed anything. Having a hard time communicating over the noise he yells "white FLOUR"!!!!
And a hush fell over the crowd.

[km101]

A few years back a friend of mine decided to repaint his rusty old "work truck". He didn't want to spend any money on it so he took some left-over cans of paint and mixed them so he would have enough paint to cover it. This was back when the Border Patrol vehicles were a solid color ugly green, and what he unknowingly came up with was a color close to the "Border Patrol green". After he painted this truck we could ride around in some areas of south Ft. Worth and clear whole streets! There would not be a person moving. He is a carpenter, and when he pulled up at the commercial lumber yard where he bought materials, he said that you could hear people going over the back fence for 5 minutes! The owner of the lumber yard finally asked him to "honk" when he pulled in so the workers would know it was him, as his arrival killed work for the day! :)

[9.3X62AL]

LaMigramobiles!! Too funny!

[shdwlkr]

shucks with the new HSO deal of letting how many illegals out because of budget problems that really don't exist. We can now look for 11 million new non legals to be running around our country.
We don't need border patrols, HSO has said it is fine to be here illegally just go do what you used to do in Mexico or wherever you came from we will blame in on the Republicans and tea party and most of all those bible rifle hoarding individuals that realize what is really going on.
In case you don't know it is the socialism communist progressive movement in America

[montana_charlie]

"Comprehensive Immigration Reform"
Step 1 ... deny all public assistance to illegals.
Step 2 ... jail time (not fines) for any employer who hires illegals.
Step 3 ... seal the border.
Step 4 ... wait five years to judge the results of 1, 2, & 3.

[41 mag fan]

"Comprehensive Immigration Reform"
Step 1 ... deny all public assistance to illegals.
Step 2 ... jail time (not fines) for any employer who hires illegals.
Step 3 ... seal the border.
Step 4 ... wait five years to judge the results of 1, 2, & 3.

Step 5 ... While waiting on Step 4, take illegals out on shooting ranges for real time target practice.
Step 6 ... Send corpses to borders and throw on the Mexico side, with notes attached, stating they were illegals that shouldn't of been in the U.S.

[Infidel]

As Achmed, the dead terrorist says " You Racist ********".

[jr612]

"Comprehensive Immigration Reform"
Step 1 ... deny all public assistance to illegals.
Step 2 ... jail time (not fines) for any employer who hires illegals.
Step 3 ... seal the border.
Step 4 ... wait five years to judge the results of 1, 2, & 3.

Number 3 is not going to happen.