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Ron
07-10-2007, 06:22 AM
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy
with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this
letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will
be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort
Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
on the dining room table:

"My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your
honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know,
I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you
that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,
one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is
young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Maths,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

ron brooks
07-10-2007, 08:33 AM
My Grandfather once told my Grandmother, "Cora, I think I'll trade you in for a couple of 20 year olds", to which she replied, "Lester, you ain't wired for 220". I was there at the time, they were both in their mid 60's. I about laughed myself sick.

trooperdan
07-10-2007, 10:18 AM
ROFL! Good one Ron!

kodiak1
07-10-2007, 11:58 AM
That is a good one for sure.
Ken.